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Commands Issued
(most recent at top)

To issue a command, go to the latest screen and click the command line
(it looks like this):


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Non-Caveman Dan commanded...
> Look at body-popping caveman
Andrew commanded...
> Examine floating objects.
Nicole commanded...
> realize time is passing, and River Jim still has your meat! Return to reality!
Non-Caveman Dan commanded...
> Stop exploring caveman feelings and return to reality with impulsive caveman roar
Jen commanded...
> look around
Angelicbob commanded...
> cut mullet and shave for cave-wooooman denise.
Angelicbob commanded...
> Activate the care bear stare!
Rosti commanded...
> look inquisitively at the floating, half-formed caveman-dreams
Anonymous commanded...
> follow the instructions on the ape
Steve Clark commanded...
> Use caveman dance to summon the spirit of Dwight Schroot from the future...
Steve Clark commanded...
> Return to reality
Angelicbob commanded...
> Eat some of the candy
Angelicbob commanded...
> Yawn.
Steve Clark commanded...
> Kill dog. Then use dog meat as bait to attract river Jim, who obviously likes meat...
Non-Caveman Dan commanded...
> For the love of all that is holy, read the instructions!
Angelicbob commanded...
> Turn on the genius switch.
angelicbob commanded...
> Ask the audience.
Matticus commanded...
> read instuctions, please, please just read them!
Lynzi commanded...
> Grab the stuffed ape and use it to beat the disgustingly cute dog to death.
David commanded...
> Imitate dog's propeller feature and fly to the moon!
Anonymous commanded...
> grab ape, add to inventory and dump stupid pebbles... they're only useful if you are David facing Goliath.
StevE commanded...
> moonwalk down the stairs
robkoechl commanded...
> start playing piano
robkoechl commanded...
> check calendar for date to see if eclipse happens today!
robkoechl commanded...
> Go in the Forest and see animals!
Rost commanded...
> Glance furtively at pedestal
Matticus commanded...
> sniff ape
Non-Caveman Dan commanded...
> Loathe dog with all your might
Jen commanded...
> look ape
André commanded...
> Peruse column ape
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